Countdown to Wifflefest 16 - October 2, 2021

9/25/11

13 Teams to compete for Wifflefest 6 crown

Cross your fingers all you Wifflefest competitors, you will need all the luck you can get. Thirteen teams are confirmed to participate in the Justin Osborne All American Wifflefest 6. That total equals the highest amount of teams to date in the six year history of the glorious wiffling event. Some would think that excitment and anticipation would be filling the halls of the Osborne household, with so many teams ready to fight it out. Those thoughts would be wrong. "I would really rather have 12 or 14 teams", says Justin Osborne, founder, creator and provider of awesomeness of Wifflefest. "I mean, it is October and we have 13 teams coming. Kind of spooky", Osborne explains as he makes a ghoolish laugh. While most of the teams have participated in the past, there is a handful of new comers.
 
 
First round matchups include, but are not limited to:
 
KOHLS A-Team vs. The Naturals 
(One team is worried about having enough players, the others got their t-shirts on a 90% closeout special)
 
AV Rocks vs. The Unfortunates
(After a disappoint Wifflefest 5 AV Rocks is out for more excitement, the Unfortunates hope to provide that and more)
 
Las Tortugas vs. The Carpetbaggers
(the Turtles have been a force the past couple of years and are primed for a deep run, while the Carpetbaggers have a thumb out and want you to scratch their belly...)
 
Crazy Ninjas vs. Kryptonite
(Crazy Ninjas shirt color = neon green = Krpytonite= close game)
 
Brown Bombers vs. Philibusters
(Craig Hutson's old team vs. Craig Hutson's new team.... deciding factor will not be Craig Hutson)
 
Waiting in the wing with first round byes will be past Wifflefest champion Sean's Sluggers, reigning Wifflefest champions the River Monsters, and Wifflefest 5 runner-up the Thundercats.
 
You better start practicing.

9/19/11

The Name Game -3 days left to register for Wifflefest 6

'To Be Determined' Team Name Symbol
What's in a name? Everything. As the day for the Justin Osborne All American Wifflefest 6 approaches, there seems to be a decision looming at the Osborne household. What should our wiffleball team name be this year? The first four years of Wifflefest we were named 'Ann Justin for All', a nice play on words with a patriotic theme, very fitting for Wifflefest. Last year we went with a the Wal-mart bargain bin Yoda shirt, and were called the 'Wiffle Masters', which was creative, a nice shirt, and let the kids feel like they got to help with our team name design. After another Saturday with the team at Kohls, we again are facing at a team name change, one that matches our red shirt with white ball, highlighted by a big lightening bolt. One suggestion was 'The Thunderballs', which is very pronounced and has a nice ring to it, but with a team already signed up named 'The Thundercats', we don't want infringe on a copyright.
A name should be something memorable, catchy, and so clever that people will talk about it as they travel home that night... however, you don't want for that to be the only thing people remember about you. It is a very fine tightrope we all must walk. As we mull over our decision, I think back on some of the more clever and not so clever Wifflfest team names:
River Monsters *
Las Tortugas ***
Dunder Wifflin ***
AV Rocks ***
New Team **
Friends Yet Enemies ***
Crazy Ninjas ***
Ann Justin for All ***
Philibusters ***
Wifflers **
Hurricanes *
Thundercats ***
Unfortunates ***
Beet Farmers ***
Swing Hard, Go Yard ***
Kyocera Hot Rollers ***
Team Mojo **
Sean's Sluggers *
Don's Early Light ***
Robbie's Rebels *

* Denotes that this team name was able to win Wifflefest championship
** Denotes Team name that was made up at last possible minute
*** Denotes creativity, matching uniforms, but not a winning name

9/16/11

5 days left to register for Wifflefest 6

There are only 5 days left to register for the upcoming Wifflefest 6, which is scheduled for October 1, 2011. Please do not miss your chance to join great organizations like Osborne Office Equipment, KOHLS of Cape Girardeau, Canedy Sign and Graphics and others as we compete in a one day, double elimination wiffleball tournament to raise money for the Pujols Family Foundation. There is no cost for the event, with all money being donated directly to the foundation. To register a team, please e-mail us at: yellowbatwhiteball@hotmail.com

Teams consist of 5 or more players, at least two females.

Wiffleball is played with no running, medium speed pitching, homemade fields, announcers, scoreboards, and entrance music.

Free food, drinks, snacks, games, hay rides, nature trails and kids bounce houses are available all day.

You must register to play, but spectators are encouraged to attend and donate.

9/12/11

The Life and Death of Justin Osborne

From the earliest time I can remember, I have been playing wiffleball. My first memories start in my grandma and grandpa Osborne's backyard. The field consisted of thick zoysia grass, a flat infield that sloped down from second base (a short maple tree) to the chain link fence, and a white in-ground drain that served as home plate.  I would throw the ball up in the air to pitch to myself, but after dinner, most of my family would come outside and play. It was such a happy time, with grandma, grandpa, my dad, mom, cousins, even aunts and uncles playing. That was our family activity...
From the earliest time I can also remember Matt, my dad's brother (my uncle), was my playmate as a kid. He had down syndrome. Growing up and playing at my grandparents, Matt was always there. His mental ability never grew past an older child's, and so for me, he was the source of a lot of fun growing up. Playing trains, cars, watching the Cubs or Cardinals, going on rides in the evenings was pretty much a weekly routine in our family, along with the wiffleball, of course.

The genesis of our wiffleball tournament and the reasoning behind it is simple: it's what I like to do, what I have lived, and in a way, a tribute to my family and upbringing. At our house wiffleball is a way that everyone can be active and participate, but it is also the way that we relax at night. I love being able to spend time with my family just throwing the ball and watching it get smashed somewhere. I love listening to the kids chase each other around the bases, giggling the entire time. It just feels right.

After the first year of 'Wifflefest', which really was just a cool birthday party turned wiffleball game, we decided to use it for good. We started raising money for the Pujols Family Foundation because we believe that every person is beautifully and wonderfully made, just like Matt. Much like Albert Pujols, who is a follower of Jesus Christ, we are also Christians. As a Christian we believe that our life is not our own, but we are now God's... and we are here to do His work and show others His love. It is no longer Justin Osborne who lives, but really Jesus living through me.... and our whole family.... via our Wifflefest.

Matt passed away when I was in 8th grade, so long ago. I know that others were really so much more involved in his life than I was... but, Wifflefest is my small reminder of him.
As you consider Wifflefest 6 and all the things that it entails, please remember that this, in its basic form, is just what our family is all about, how we relax and have fun, and how we show love to one another. We invite you to come along for the ride.

8/30/11

Wifflefest Hall of Fame

                                                  
    Below you will find the participants who have been deemed worthy enough to receive the honor as Justin Osborne All American Wifflefest Hall of Famers. Criteria to be inducted into the Hall of Fame includes, but is not limited to: doing something amazing at Wifflefest that is seen by Justin Osborne, having a photo of you at Wifflefest available for Justin Osborne to publish/print, and being able to attend the following year's Wifflefest in order to receive your award.... as well as other years where you will be recognized for your greatness.It is a pretty big deal. 


Besty Yunck - Wifflefest 2 Inductee
Dove for a ball while pregnant

 
Don Osborne - Wifflefest 4 Inductee
Overcame heart sugery to hit home run
Mike Edmunds - Wifflefest 4 Inductee
Chopped down 30 trees to build field


Matt Hall - Wifflefest 3 Inductee
In-Game Announcer Extrodinaire


Roger Brown - Wifflefest 2 Inductee
Hit first home run in Wifflefest history






Sarah and Lloyd Powell - Wifflefest 5
Made their own Wifflefest shirts

    

Mike Oslund - Wifflefest 3 Inductee
Hit home run while talking on cell phone


Violet Owen - Wifflefest 5 Inductee
First female to hit home run



John Bollinger - Wifflefest 7 Inductee
The "Man who Pitches Underhand"

Jessica King - Wifflefest 6 Inductee
Made a website no one visited
Jordan Duncan - Wifflefest 5 Inductee
Played entire game in horse costume







Troy Sikes Wifflefest 15 Inductee - Dove headfirst through fence and into pond, risky life and limb

8/17/11

Wifflefest is back, Jack!

The Justin Osborne All American Wifflefest is proud to announce that Wifflefest 6 will take place, Saturday, October 1st, 2011... starting at 10 am.  We will once again be playing our games at the Martin Tree Farm wiffleball fields, with the event being sponsored by Osborne Office Equipment. Coed teams of 5 or more players (2 girl minimum) are encouraged to participate in this free event, which benefits the Pujols Family Foundation. Participants will enjoy free food and drink all day, announcers for games, theme songs for batting, home made wiffleball fields, play equipment for children, hay rides, all on a beautiful park-like setting. Players and spectators alike are encouraged to donate via silent auction the day of the event. To date, Wifflefest has proudly helped raise over $2000 for the foundation.

To sign up a team please contact:
or 
Justin Osborne All American Wifflefest (573)-243-7703 

For official tournament rules and FAQ please visit: http://www.yellowbatwhiteball.com/